Because even if you're not cool enough to be let into the 'VENT, you can at least talk that way.
E - An extra 'e' is good in many places, but especially after an 'o', i.e. "broether", "gooed times", "coerner"
SIW - "Suck It, Woo". Part Ric Flair-inspired taunting, part roid-inspired rage against Mod Power, 100% 'VENT.
WEMF - War Eagle, Mother F*cker! When you say "War Eagle!" to someone wearing Auburn attire, and they don't acknowledge you back, the Ttrue VENTer gets in their face and lets them know that this isn't acceptable behavior.
Ttrue - To love Auburn so deeply that you actually defend her faults as positives.
JABA - Just Auburn Being Auburn.
Coerner - The place to be on GameDay.
NSFW - "Not Safe For Work". Probably nudity or other stuff that might get you fired.
TTIUWP - This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures. Usually said when someone is describing a sexual escapade or relating a story about how hawt some female is.
TVIAPOB - The Vent Is A Post Only Board. The necessary response when someone posts a topic that has already been covered in a previous topic.
BAT Factor - The scale for rating just how insane a woman is. This craziness is always directly related to just how amazing she is in the sack.
TONSM - "The One, National Sales Manager". You can tell who he is by his luxurious hair.
Vajayjay - Virginia. A split-tail. Moose knuckle. Camel toe. If you haven't gotten it by now, you never will.