The ORIGINAL Juice's Clubhouse is one of the forums on TigerVent.com that you'll have access with your membership. The Clubhouse is all about Pop Culture and sharing gems from around the internet. Below are 10 of the recent topics posted by "The Juice":
The Definitive Winnebago Man
posted by brandom; Replies: 0
This guy is no Robert Lee from Cullman Liquidation, but he's fairly entertaining. I'll bet he's always got a scotch when he's in the office, and probably pats his secretary on the ass when he tells her to go pick up lunch. *
This is NSFW if you have some prudes around you that can't stand some colorful language.
* - Note: There is nothing wrong with either of these things, and I'm a fan of his work if I'm right.
Road Rage Cards
posted by brandom; Replies: 2
These are FANTASTIC! Many a time I've wish that I had a monitor running across my rear windshield that could send messages to the dipshit behind me, letting them know that they are, in fact, dipshits of questionable ancestry and severely lacking in the fundamentals of motor vehicle operations.
Now this is a decidedly low tech version of that, but it's still pretty damn cool. Some of these really cracked me up. Seems like a bargain at only $20!
http://www.roadragecards.com
Road Rage Cards™ is just what you need if you really want to make a statement.
The printing is large and easy to read from a distance. The cards are tabbed and arranged by topic, so you can find the right message fast.
The book includes a variety of uncensored and censored messages (for those with slightly smaller balls). We've included a message for just about every annoying driver you'll encounter (43 messages in all), and we've also included some blank pages for you to write your own messages!
With Road Rage Cards, you'll always be able to get your point across! |
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And here are the GLOERIOUS samples:
A Tool to Deceive & Slaughter
posted by brandom; Replies: 4
This is a pretty cool E-bay auction. It's a conceptual art piece.
Basically, it's an 8-inch black acrylic cube that has an Ethernet port exposed & a computer inside. When you buy it on E-bay, you are bound by the terms of the sale to have to plug it in to the internet. It recognizes the internet and then re-lists itself on E-bay for a higher price than what you just paid. Right now it's at $7500. The artist gets, I believe, 10% of the _increase_ of the item each time it sells, or something like that.
Here is an interview with the artist that is pretty good:
http://www.onthemedia.org/transcripts/2010/02/26/07And here is the current E-bay link & listing:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Tool-Deceive-an...43a148cc23
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A Tool to Deceive and Slaughter (2009)


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A Tool to Deceive and Slaughter |
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2009 |
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Caleb Larsen |
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8"x8"x8" |
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Acrylic, custom electronics, programming, internet connection, online auction. |
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This object perpetually attempts to sell itself on eBay. |
| NB: Before bidding you must agree to the below terms. |
This purchase agreement was drafted with the aid of Marsha G. Ajhar of Hartman & Craven LLP, NYC.
PURCHASE AGREEMENTTHIS AGREEMENT is by and between Caleb Larsen, a U.S. citizen (hereinafter “Artist’) and the “Collector”, the purchaser, below identified, of an artistic work titled “A Tool to Deceive and Slaughter (2009)” by Artist, effective as of the date of execution by Collector, and thereafter by and between the current Collector and any and all subsequent new purchasers of the Artwork, also as identified below, also effective as of the date of their/its execution of this Agreement.
WHEREAS:
A. Artist has created a work of art titled “A Tool to Deceive and Slaughter (2009)” (“the Artwork”) which consists of a black box that places itself for sale on the auction website “eBay” (the “Auction Venue”) every seven (7) days. The Artwork consists of the combination of the black box or cube, the electronics contained therein, and the concept that such a physical object “sells itself” every week.
B. Collector understands and agrees to the underlying concept and function of the Artwork and that the sale of the Artwork by Artist is dependent and conditioned upon Purchaser’s agreement and adherence to the below terms. Such terms are fundamental and crucial to the on-going viability and artistic integrity of the Artwork.
WHEREFORE, for good and valuable consideration, the receipt and sufficiency of which are hereby acknowledged, it is hereby agreed as follows:
- Collector agrees that the Artwork will remain connected to a live Internet connection at all times, with disconnections allowed only for the transportation of the work from one venue to another.
- Upon purchasing the Artwork, Collector may establish a new value for the Artwork. The new value may not exceed current market expectations for the Artwork based on the current value of work by the Artist. This value may be reassessed quarterly. This value will be set as the minimum bid of the auction. Any bid meeting or exceeding this amount will result in a legitimate sale via the Auction Venue and the Policies of the Auction Venue must be followed regarding this matter.
- Collector must disclose the terms of this Agreement to persons bidding on the Artwork. Any successful bidder must agree to be bound by the terms of this Agreement before title to the Artwork is transferred to such bidder who shall then become the new and next Collector (the “New Collector”). These requirements and terms shall apply equally to Collector and any and all New Collectors.
- Collector is responsible for any and all fees and charges generated by the Artwork on the Auction Venue.
- In the event of a sale of the Artwork via the Auction Venue, Collector is required to sell the Artwork to the highest bidder. The Artwork must be properly packaged and promptly shipped to the New Collector. Prior to receipt of the Artwork, and as a prior condition to the sale and transfer of the Artwork, New Collector is required to execute this Agreement which shall evidence the agreement between Collector and New Collector to be bound by these terms.
- The Auction Venue’s Terms of Service must be followed at all times and any failure to follow the Auction Venue’s Terms may result in additional penalty including the suspension of the Collector’s Auction Venue account by the Auction Venue.
- The software driving the project will remain hosted on servers of the Artist’s choosing to aid in maintenance. Artist will supply a copy of the software upon request by either the Collector or any New Collector.
- The Artwork will only be sold via Auction Venue established by the Artist. Any sale outside of this structure voids the status of the work as an Artwork. Any commission by a gallery or agent may be figured into the value of the work.
- The Auction Venue may change at any time at the discretion of the Artist. The Collector will be notified of any changes via registered mail.
- In the event of a sale the Collector agrees to pay a sum equal to fifteen percent (15%) of the Appreciated Value (as hereinafter defined), if any, occasioned by such transfer or distribution or payment of insurance proceeds to the Artist (or Artist's agent for the purpose) within thirty days of the sale.
- "Appreciated Value" of the Work for the purposes of this Agreement, shall be the increase, if any, in the value or price of the Work over the price for which the Collector had purchased the Artwork.
- Any failure to follow these terms without prior consent of Artist will forfeit the status of the Artwork as a legitimate work of art. The item will no longer be considered a genuine work by the Artist and any value associated with it will be reduced to its value as a material object and not a work of art.
- This Agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of New York.
- If any provision of this Agreement or the application of any provision to any person or to any circumstance is determined to be invalid or unenforceable, then such determination shall not affect any other provision of this Agreement or the application of such provision to any other person or circumstance, all of which other provisions shall remain in full force and effect. The parties intend that if any provision of this Agreement is susceptible to two or more constructions, one of which would render the provision enforceable and the other or others of which would render the provision unenforceable, then the provision shall be given the meaning that renders it enforceable.
- No waiver by any party of any covenant or condition or the breach of any covenant of this Agreement to be kept or performed by the other party shall be construed as a waiver by the waiving party of any subsequent breach of such covenant or condition or authorize the breach or nonobservance on any other occasion of the same or any other covenant or condition of this Agreement.
- This agreement may be executed in two copies, each of which is deemed an original. Electronically transmitted and/fax signatures shall be treated as original signatures.
- This Agreement is intended to benefit and be binding upon Artist, Collector, and all those acting in concert or participation with them or under their direction or control, as well as their successors, heirs and assigns.
- This Agreement is the entire agreement between the parties with respect to the subject matter hereof, and supersedes all prior agreements and understandings, written or oral, with respect to such subject matter. This Agreement cannot be amended except in a written instrument executed by all parties.
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
- Q: Is there a dedicated website for this item?
A: You can always find the latest auction at http://atooltodeceiveandslaughter.com/. More information about the project can be found here: http://caleblarsen.com/projects/a-t...slaughter/
- Q: Doesn't the first sale doctrine prevent you from collecting further payment past the initial sale of the item?
A: In order to be recognized as a work of art the contract must be adhered to, and regardless of who owns it and who buys it the contract remains between the artist and the purchaser, not between buyer and seller.
- Q: What means does it use to connect to the Internet ? Wireless or other ?
A: It specifically connects via wired ethernet, and it automatically obtains is IP through DHCP.
- Q: If I were to buy this, how long could I expect to own it before it sells itself again?
A: It is hard to say. Like any commodity it is subject to demand. It could be moments or years. The perpetual state of uncertainty and the instability of ownership are primary components of the work.
- Q: How would you handle the contingencies of ebay shutting down/going under? It seems difficult to maintain the "perpetual" state of auction for more than a few millennia.
A: The contract and the piece were designed to be platform agnostic to accommodate for this. If eBay dries up and disappears, then another platform, either propriety or public, can be used for the selling.
- Q: What happens if the minimum bid is not met for one of the sales?
A: If the minimum bid is not met, then it will repost itself a few minutes after the auction ends.
- Q: How does one use this item? Is there a manual?
A: It is largely automated, but instructions for cleaning, maintenance, etc will be given to the purchaser after the sale. Any necessary hardware and software maintenance upgrades are the responsibility of the artist.
- Q: Is the owner of the Artwork allowed to bid on it in the auction? If so, is the owner still bound by clause #10, having to pay the Artist extra money even without making a profit?
A: Hi. The owner of the Artwork is bound by the structures within which the work is being sold, in this case eBay. So bidding on something that one is selling constitutes 'shill bidding' which is against the rules on eBay. Thanks for the question!
- Q: Who pays the seller's fees?
A: The seller's fees (and all other eBay fees) are the responsibility of the current owner. Upon successful sale, the work is transferred to the buyer's ebay account & paypal account. If they do not have an account, then they will be required to create one.
- Q: What happens if the hardware of software fails, not due to neglect or mishandling? What if the artwork is stolen? What if the artwork is destroyed by an act of nature or an accident? Should the buyer insure the artwork? What would be a reasonable remedy in the event of a breach of the contract?
A: If the hardware or software fails, the artist should be contacted to arrange the necessary repairs. Responsible collectors do insure their collection to protect both the financial and social investment. In the event of a contact breach, the artist should be contacted to discuss the matter.
- Q: How does the artwork determine the reserve price for the auction?
A: There is no reserve, but the initial bid is set at the last sale price.
- Q: Presumably, since there is nothing to say otherwise, the Agreement will be held fulfilled if it is connected to a working internet connection, but not supplied with power?
A: Since the work exists in two parts, the physical object and the perpetual auction any event that would create a scenario where one half was lost, would cause the work to be destroyed. And thus, as an artwork it would no longer exist and it would default to the discretion of the artist to either re-execute a new work or deem it forever gone.
- Q: What kind of warranty, if any, do you offer?
A: The collector is responsible for the proper care and maintenance of the piece, including the proper shipping and handling during transport and setup as well the creation of a safe and suitable storage/display environment. The artist will aid in setup or configuration if necessary. As with any artwork, should repairs be necessary, it is the responsibility of the collector to contact the artist/gallery to seek out the proper channels of repair. |
The End of History: Roadkill Beer
posted by brandom; Replies: 0
Apologies if Germans, but I have a suspicion that THIS is the kind of hard-hitting news we miss when Joos is interviewing rather than focusing on his #1 responsibility.
http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/07/22/...-squi/
It's the world's strongest, most expensive beer -- inside a squirrel. Or hare. Or stoat.
Our
old buddies BrewDog have done it again. Not content with winning back the 'strongest beer in the world' title, in February, with
Sink The Bismarck! (41%) , they've now upped their game with a 55% ABV and a £500 price tag called, appropriately...
'The End of History'.
Oh, and did we mention that the bottles come in stuffed animal coatings? Well, they do. 12 bespoke bottles have been made featuring
seven dead stoats, four squirrels and one hare.
The animals even sport peculiar outfits to boot, as you do. It's bizarre, it's bloody expensive, it's... brilliant?
For those interested in the actual beer, it's a blond Belgian ale with touches of nettles (yes, nettles) and juniper berries (one of the key ingredients in, yes... gin) and in order to achieve the brain-blasting alcohol content it had to be created using extreme freezing techniques to imbue it with that knock-out 55% kick.
James Watt, one of the two guys behind BrewDog, put it better than we ever could: "The impact of The End of History is a perfect conceptual marriage between taxidermy, art and craft brewing." It's what you've all been waiting for, ladies and gents, the 'perfect conceptual marriage between taxidermy, art and craft brewing' in a tiny top hat and tails.


The video is somewhere between odd & disturbing, but worth a watch:
The End of History from BrewDog on Vimeo.
What can $5 get you?
posted by brandom; Replies: 0
This is a pretty cool site with a lot of good stuff on it.
Basically, it's "$5 gets you this", and people advertise what they'd do for $5.
http://www.fiverr.com/Many of them are obviously someone that is using a service or has written a program to do something auto-magically (for instance, take a picture of you & turning into a cartoon version, or generating a report for you, etc)....but some of them are really damn cool.
For example, we could pass the hat, and actually get BEAM a Facebook girlfriend for 10 days. And never even mind the keen business sense, she's actually pretty cute! At just 50 cents a day, that's a damn deal.
http://www.fiverr.com/users/nikkire...girlfriendI've already messaged her and told her that I'd give her $5 and airfare for a BJ, but no word back on that one yet.

Celebs that look like Seniors
posted by brandom; Replies: 4
With the exception that I think Heidi Montag only looks like a 35-year-old rather than a 44-year-old, this is pretty damn spot on. And yes, these photos are the "worst" that they can dig up, which is juxtaposed with the "best" ones that you always see represent the stars...and the truth is somewhere in the middle...but DAMN. Just DAMN.
I think the Brittany & LiLo ones are probably even touched up a bit, but special recognition goes to Kate Moss for not realizing until now that a brownie and 6 grams of coke is not a daily recommended diet.
http://www.mclol.com/funny-articles...niors/
Young Celebrities Who Look Like Seniors
Drugs, alcohol, tanning and plastic surgery can be like flying a rocket plane through your youth. When we’re young, all we want is to be older. Once we’re older, all we want is to be young again. In the case of the following celebrities, all they wanted was to be perfect, but somehow they ended up looking like trampled pieces of leather.
Lindsay Lohan


Age: 24
Looks: 46
Years of tanning, smoking, drinking, and partying have drastically aged the lost and troubled Mean Girls star. Those deep wrinkle creases in her forehead and spotty skin have her looking none the worse for wear.
Heidi Montag


Age: 24
Looks: 44
You need a lot of money and absolutely no self-esteem in order to get to where Heidi Montag is. The Hills star has revealed that she has had breast augmentation, collagen lip injections, and rhinoplasty. She told People magazine that she had ten plastic surgery procedures done in one day including brow lifts, ear-pinnings and a chin reduction. All this, and she looks at least ten years older than she actually is.
Amy Winehouse

Age: 27
Looks: Like a Muppet
Many people thought Amy would be the next to join the 27 club, following in the footsteps of Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix and Kurt Cobain. The Rehab singer has had severe problems with drugs, alcohol, and weight making it quite a miracle that she’s still kicking, however not much of a surprise that she is aging à la Keith Richards.
Britney Spears

Age: 29
Looks: 39
It would seem Miss Crazy Pants has really begun to settle down. She hasn’t shaved her head, attacked the paparazzi with umberellas or been caught partying without panties. But the wild life and times of the all-American popstar are catching up to her looks, fast.
Fergie

Age: 35
Looks: 65
The woman who once peed her pants on stage and used to do mounds of crystal meth sadly stripped away years of her youth and looks like she could be Donatella Versace’s twin.
Tara Reid


Age: 35
Looks: 55
Tara Reid has probably received more attention for her failed plastic surgery than her acting. In one interview she discussed how her plastic surgery “went wrong” and also explained why she decided to go through with it in the first place. You know how it is, her breasts were uneven and she wanted a “six pack” for a new movie role. The liposuction resulted in deformity and has her looking pretty darn haggard.
Kate Moss


Age: 36
Looks:70
Notorious for her high-profile relationships and party-hard lifestyle, Kate Moss began her modeling career at the age of fourteen. She is now the clan leader of an ex-model zombie tribe.
LifeNaut: Save yourself online
posted by brandom; Replies: 3
There is no way, I repeat, NO WAY that

isn't a part of this already. And if he isn't, then I apologize for not learning about this sooner so that

had the extra few weeks to be building his "online presence". Damn, this is creepy.
LIFENAUT websiteHOW IT WORKS
Upload biographical pictures, videos, and documents to a digital archive that will be preserved for generations.
Organize through geo mapping, timelines, and tagging, a rich portrait of information about you. The places you've been and the people you've met can be stored.
Create a computer-based avatar to interact and respond with your attitudes, values, mannerisms and beliefs.
Connect with other people who are interested in exploring the future of technology and how it can enhance the quality of our lives
Lifenaut.com Promo Video
Lifenaut.com | MySpace Video
You can also give them your biological samples so that they can recreate you physically, or at least, a "husk" of you that they can put your mindfile into, essentially recreating the Schwarzenegger's "The 6th Day" in our world. Fuggin' creepy!
Tosh.0 promises to be good tonight....
posted by aufan17; Replies: 1
This guy is the Web Redemption in tonight's episode:
THE LADIES OF SUCKER PUNCH
posted by The Juice; Replies: 0
THE LADIES OF SUCKER PUNCH
- By Renn Brown
- Published 07/23/2010
- News
If you weren't aware that Zach Snyder's
Sucker Punch was filled to the brim with attractive women... you're about to learn real quick.
Much more should be coming to light about Snyder's
"Alice In Wonderland with machine guns" tomorrow when Warner Brother's holds their panel, but for now we have character posters for the cast, and
an interesting new website. While it's a loud, fun placeholder, the site doesn't reveal all that much. The posters on the other hand...
The
film, which will be released in IMAX on March 25th, 2011, follows
Babydoll (the young lady pictured immediately above) as she imagines
escape from an impending lobotomy while imprisoned in a 1950's asylum.
Expect much more from Sucker Punch soon!